art with no boobies

[Reply #160 on:]

Captain Planet, He's A Hero

Gonna Take Pollution Down To Zero

He's Our Powers Magnified

And He's Fighting On The Planet's Side

Captain Planet

He's a Hero:

Gonna Take Pollution Down To Zero

Gonna Help Him Pull Asunder

Bad Guys Who Like to Loot and Plunder

(Looten Plunder): YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET!



We're the Planeteers

You Can Be One Too

'Cause Saving Our Planet Is The Thing To Do

Looting And Polluting Is Not The Way!

Here's what Captain Planet Has To Say

(Captain Planet): YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS CAPTAIN PLANET!



(Looten Plunder and Ultra.porn in unison):  THE POWER IS YOURS!

Post Script: (Me posting about Captain Planet) ->

[Reply #161 on:]

My god, its 4am as I type this... That is the best thing ever.
I just sung it to the 'new justice team' tune.

 

[Reply #162 on:]

That was awesome! Great work   

[Reply #163 on:]

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

[Reply #164 on:]

Look below- at my (hand drawn obviously) SELF PORTRAIT! 

Whenever I stare at this one for long enough I feel confused.


Post Script: Sorry that I haven't posted in a while, but I started playing Animal Crossing again. I just played it, and played it, and played it some more! (See if you can guess, without posting, the quote I used -- but altered.) In fact, I played it so much that I didn't watch Futurama or go to this website (or the toilet, because that is what pants are for!).. and then I did!

[Reply #165 on:]

I was taught how to draw spiders in school. They taught me to draw them just like that. In fact, thay said spiders are supposed to be drawn "like cookies". Yum! 

[Reply #166 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
My brother found my pen!     Hurray!   

Here is a freakier nicer picture, hobojobobobo.

I used that picture for a Valentines card the other week. It was great! Thanks Ultra.porn.

I like the self portrait too.

[Reply #167 on:]

That's a freakin' awesome drawing. Best thing I've seen all year. Keep it up!

[Reply #168 on:]

Ingenious! Most creative thing I've seen here yet.. Though I still have time to look around just joined today.

[Reply #169 on:]

BEHOLD and BEWARE! The non-Futurama post from... BEYOND THE GRAVE!    ...WITH CAPS LOCK! 

Fry could fight the Chinasaur, but his lasers would bounce off him because he's so clean!

This one Explains it all.

If it opened its mouth you could probably see its brain...

[Reply #170 on:]

Ha! I'm a lump!

This guy should work at a tattoo parlor. Nothing like showing the chicks you're a badass by flashing some Ultra.porn acid work.

[Reply #171 on:]

...

That last one is quite possibly the best thing that I have ever seen.

Are you... God?

[Reply #172 on:]

*can't comment since she's lying in hysterics*

[that's a compliment!]

[Reply #173 on:]

Benders wearING bender(ooh tough) boxers! I'm bored! (ooh tough!)

Look how cute bender is! (long pause that took about 10 seconds.)

Look how cute bender is! (long pause that took about 0 seconds.)

Bender is the boat on the ocean fry with the watchful eye(s) 0f the cloudfressor  ! ...oh yeah. Leela's there too  .(BBBOOORRRIIINNNGGG!)


Post Script:Look how cute bender is, OR ELSE!    <-(doesn't make sense, too bored)

[Reply #174 on:]

Holy crap. No words at all.

Except this: Great job Ultra! 

[Reply #175 on:]

I warn you about the badness and not even trying to make it good-ness of this story. Which is my fanfic. Read at your own risk!

The Bad Story of the Chinasaur Bad BAAAAAAAAD
I like it
I haven't written it yet when I started this title

Once upon a time in the depths of the Planet Express ship somehow a tiny little Walt*Mart squid crept in the background of the story somehow. Little did Fry, or should I say SUPERFRY! SFry little know did he that that was actually a waterfall somehow and some of the story earlier was lying to you. Then SFry saw it. The largest pile of china plates, bowls, and vases he had ever seen. "I assume that must be thousands of years old," SFry said.

"WRONG!" said mYsterious vOice, "It's BLANKhundred million."

"Nooooooooo!" said SFry.

Then it started. The china assembled underneath the sparkly clean waterfall into a gigantic China-SAUR! SFry immediately got out his laser without thinking and shot at the beast. As a result, the lasers bounced off its sparkly clean body and killed Hermes and Amy because they're never important in fanfics. Then it killed SFry too and every other Futurama character and charged off after the Professor who didn't die for some reason 'cause this story loves to lie and tried to cut him in half with his spinning plates of  death but the Professor went away slowly to get away from them.

And then the Chinasaur ran after the Winterhood (also known as Winter) and then SFry jumped in and beat the Chinasaur 'cause it was Winter and he ate it. But he didn't eat it.

"BOOM!!!! BOOM!!!!" SFry said as he heard.

Then as he was making noises like a parrot would the ground opened up and out of the gigantic fissure came...

suspense

MORE CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and formed... the CHINASAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!"

So SFry and the Cloudfressor blew their magical whistles together and climbed up onto the pink hippo off into the rainbow to come up with a plan... to stop... THE C-REX!!! "ahhhh!"

"Blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah CHINSAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!" or C-REX "ahhhh!" blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah," said the Angfressor.

"GRRRR! POW POW! GRRRRRR! POW POW!" said SFry while he was shooting lasers at random spots. Then they went to Pooville err... I mean Somethingville in Mexico 'cause I don't know where this is - this might even be Spain. The point is it's somewhere Spanish! SFry and the naked youthisized Professor climbed down the rainbow slowly wearing a bikini even though he's naked to do their plan.

Then they stupidly ran face first into the bulls while SFry was checking if a laser gun could read his eye and then the CHINASAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!"/C-REX "ahhhh!" came after them over the evil rainbow and got completely killed by its one only true weakness, the running of the bulls, wherever it is.

END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post Script of the story: Don't say I didn't warn you about the badness. (I won't stoop so low as to saying baditude and meaning it, because that would be stupid.)

[Reply #176 on:]

   

Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
and killed Hermes and Amy because they're never important in fanfics.

Wow, this story does love to lie!

Bender the Happy Demon is awesome. Reminds me of those Tim Burton Tragic Toys. Only happy instead of tragic, I guess. The Bender boat picture is neat as well.

[Reply #177 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
Then as he was making noises like a parrot would the ground opened up and out of the gigantic fissure came...

suspense

MORE CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Suspense." I love it.

 

"Blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah CHINSAURUS WRECKS!!! "ahhhh!" or C-REX "ahhhh!" blahbiddy blahbiddy blahbiddy blah," said the Angfressor.

You're a cool kid. I like you for some reason. Could be the excessiove "blahbiddy's".

[Reply #178 on:]

*looks at thread title*

Woah, how'd I end up here?

[Reply #179 on:]

WARNING! WARNING! ROBOT post ALERT!

This is the Lanp Incident as a MIGHTY ROBOT!


This is an Alexvillacar.


This, is a Cap'n Skusting as a dangerous PIRATE ROBOT! Ahhhhhhhhh!


Post Script: I'm on tlz, so give me 10s. 
Me if I get 1s->

[Reply #180 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
I wish they made one of these in futurama, and that I'd stop talking to myself and start talking to someone else.

That smell-o-phone is priceless, lol.

[Reply #181 on:]

I thought the ratings on tlz weren't numbers I think they went by awesome, very good and so on like that. 
I could be wrong though I don't remember. Anyway, very nice work, very creative. Keep it up.

P.S I rated you whatever the highest rankning was on tlz.

[Reply #182 on:]

...most entertaining thread ever! ooy and ultra.porn are peel's true eccentrics!

It really reminds me of outsider art. Nice one ultra.porn

[Reply #183 on:]

Ooooo! I love the triple gas mask canisters!
Immortalized by Ulta.porn! Swanky!

[Reply #184 on:]

I love you.

Post Script: I love you.

[Reply #185 on:]

Holy crap!!!!!!!! I know I posted after the fanfic but I hadn't noticed it somehow. That is the funniest fricken thing I have ever read!

"Little did Fry, or should I say SUPERFRY! SFry little know did he that that was actually a waterfall somehow"

It's lines like that that are just soooo confusing and as I read the story I had no clue what was going on and then you throw in rainbow hippos, and...   that is the most hilarious fanfic I have ever read! POST MORE!! Need confusion & hilarity!

All I can picture is the PE crew all on rainbows with professer in a bikini and bulls and hippos and 'chinasaurs' wich according to your drawing is a bally thing with rollerblades for some reason that distracts Fry from getting a laser to read his eye. READ HIS EYE?!?! ...ooooohhh, the chinasaur is made of china! Oh, god, save me now! "he was making noises like a parrot would the ground opened up" What?!

Ok, I re-read it and I think I understand itt though I still dont understand: ""I assume that must be thousands of years old," SFry said."WRONG!" said mYsterious vOice, "It's BLANKhundred million." "Nooooooooo!" said SFry.". And I assume the angfresser is the proffesser when hes angry. So basically the PE crew finds a bunch of china which forms a chinasaur, then fry makes parrot noises opening up the ground to reveal more china which causes the chinasaur to evolve into the chinasaurus rex which came after them but got hit by the running of the bulls somehow which is its true weakness for some reason. Am I right? Do you even know?

Anyways I love your story U-P, hope you make more!

[Reply #186 on:]

 

Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
I thought the ratings on tlz weren't numbers I think they went by awesome, very good and so on like that. 
I could be wrong though I don't remember. Anyway, very nice work, very creative. Keep it up.

P.S I rated you whatever the highest rankning was on tlz.

The ratings correspond with numbers.

[Reply #187 on:]

 

Originally posted by Philp_J_Fry:
I thought the ratings on tlz weren't numbers I think they went by awesome, very good and so on like that. 
I could be wrong though I don't remember. Anyway, very nice work, very creative. Keep it up.

P.S I rated you whatever the highest rankning was on tlz.

As said they correspond with numbers.

Awesome = 10 points
Very Good = 8 points
Good = 6 points
Average = 5 points
Poor = 4 points
Bad = 2 points
Stinker = 0 points

Measures are in place to make sure each person only cast one vote. Attempts to bypass our safeguards can and will be detected, and result in deletion of suspect votes.

[Reply #188 on:]

This, believe it or not-- is not my piggy bank.

Bender is ANGRY in this ONE. I like CAPS LOCK.

He's thirsty.

This is what Hermes would look like as a pimp. Hermes wrote on the calculater "80085".

This is how robots SHOULD talk on the phone.

It wants to die.

THE END

[Reply #189 on:]

BEHOLD me in all my ink. 

People couldn't REALLY ride a Chinasaur.    They're too strong. 

[Reply #190 on:]

Hermes the Hutt. Cool mon!

[Reply #191 on:]

Both calculator and non-calculator boobs in the same picture?
Neat! But what about your thread title?
Meh, there's no female boobs so it's OK, I guess  .

[Reply #192 on:]

I love the suicidal Zoidberg.

Keep it up!

[Reply #193 on:]

I really, really love the art work. One day I will post my crazy arts but first I need you to let me. It wont be like yours with the leela oct. and such. Any way I love the arts!

[Reply #194 on:]

Hahaha! I just noticed that picture you drew of me as a robot. I need to start looking at this thread more carefully. I'm seriously flattered, it's a great picture.

[Reply #195 on:]

i don't know why, but these remind me of the scene sketches that came on the family guy dvd's... *prepares for flaming*...*about family guy*...*if you haven't figured that out yet*

[Reply #196 on:]

   

Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart! Spleen!

Heart is such a lame power. I always felt sorry for Ma-Ti. Poor kid...

Ultra, you rule. I love you. Hermes as a pimp and his wonderfully suggestive calculator message are so sheckshahy I could die.      

[Reply #197 on:]

UltraPorn:Awesome art!
It's the best fan art I have ever seen!
I love the big fat guy!
He is awesome, just like all of your other art!

[Reply #198 on:]

There's nothing I can say that hasn't already been said...but this never ceases to amaze and amuse me. I stand in awe.

[Reply #199 on:]

You scare me. I'm confused.