hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #680 on: 11-02-2009 14:33 »
« Last Edit on: 11-02-2009 14:44 »
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The PE crew were horrified to learn that Col. Pacman's cap had been hiding a Lisa Simpson haircut! El-Man, unless you're wanting the picture to be a clickable link to another copy of itself, you don't need to put URL tags around the IMG ones. I.e. instead of… [URL=http://img441.imageshack.us/i/generalpacman.jpg/][IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2781/generalpacman.jpg[/img][/URL] you only need… [IMG]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2781/generalpacman.jpg[/img]
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: The fool! He should have never gone into battle without his protective outline. Doctor can you do something!
Dr. Z: No, we don't have any yellow for transfusion in his tone.
Hermes: Argh, you can see his pixels!
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Basil
Delivery Boy
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Wait for it, wait...for...it...and...GO! Let's at least try and keep it tasteful?
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Gnomes: Time to go to work, work all day Search for underpants today We won't stop until we have underpants Yum yum yummy yum yay.
Prof.: They took the bait. Get 'em boys!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: "Behold my latest creations!"
Leela: "Oh, is it Amy's birthday again already?"
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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The Professor pictures his mutant basketbal players in their underwear...why he did this, I have no idea.
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Basil
Delivery Boy
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Tough one, three contenders:
Frisco17
hobbitboy
ShepherdofShark
Can't decide, all three made me laugh, so we have a three way tie. Whoever posts first wins!
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Yes, I was first, I win X-Mas the thread!
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Farnsworth: Fucking Charlie! Charlie's in the trees!!!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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They call her Machete. She knows the score. She gets the men. And she kills the bad guys. They just fucked with the wrong mutant...!
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Svip
Administrator
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: One... two... five...
Leela: Three, sir. Professor: Oh right, three.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Fry: But how could we get lost in a home and garden center?
Prof: Quiet you! Leela, someone or something is in the brush ahead. Be prepared to hack them to pieces.
Leela: Check!
Prof: Hermes, Zoidberg have you found a trail out yet? Over.
Hermes: Not yet Professor - but there is someone or something in the clearing ahead. Over.
Prof: Be prepared to hack them to pieces. Over.
Hermes: Check. Over.
Leela: Professor, why are you talking into a suppository?
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Basil
Delivery Boy
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"It's in the trees! It's coming!"
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: Stand back, woman! I have a grenade and it appears to my enemies that I know how to use it! Leela: But that's not a grenade, Professor. That's tear gas. Professor: This wouldn't be as much a problem if my enemies weren't mutants that I created without tear ducts...
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Cookies takes it.
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