Everybody's got a little caption in 'em! (Framegrabs)

[Reply #600 on:]

Bender uses his extendable arms to give Fry an atomic wedgie while maintaining plausible deniability

[Reply #601 on:]

Bender: Fry, you of course know that Professor has added into everyone's coffee this morning salt acid for a joke...
Fry: my throat!

[Reply #602 on:]

Man! Once again, so many witty lines, so hard to choose. But since I must:

The winner, in the category of Best Employment of Literal Thinking in the Concoction of a Comical Caption for a Screen Grab from the Animated Program "Futurama", is -
hobbitboy!!!

(Yes, yes, I know, that's a pretty obscure category, but we live in an age of specialists.)

Take it away, hobbitboy!

[Reply #603 on:]

 Finally, all those years of brown-nosing and sucking up are beginning to pay off!

 Try this one on for size.
 

[Reply #604 on:]

chicken: does the accused have seen this corn before committing accused crimes?
Bender: yes
chicken: your honor the case is solved! this is a bag of LSD-corn with is harvested on my homeworld...
judge: <whisper> give me some when this case will end...

[Reply #605 on:]

Hyperchicken: "Now using this here corn sack please show the court exactly where he touched you."

[Reply #606 on:]

Bender's joy at finding a lawyer who was willing to work for chicken feed was dampened by the realization that his defense was in the hands of a birdbrain.

And:

Judge: Oh, lord. It's one of those obnoxious, motion-sensor-activated singing Christmas dolls. How do I remove the batteries?

[Reply #607 on:]

"It's Millet time!"

[Reply #608 on:]

Hyperchicken:  Now why didn't you want to eat my chicken?

Bender:  I have no taste buds!  I'm a robot! 

Judge:  Objection!

Hyperchicken:  Is it because it's not the Colonel's secret recipe?

Bender:  Nope, because it's not an ancient Chinese secret!  (laughs)

[Reply #609 on:]

Judge Whitey: [thinking] Nice ass.

[Reply #610 on:]

Bender: I swear I didn't do it!

Hyperchicken: Well, this witness says otherwise.

Bender: That's just a bag of corn! See? (He tosses some corn across the room).

Judge Whitey: Quit badgering the witness!

Hyperchicken: A badger!? Where!?

Bender (Thinking): Here we go again....

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Hyperchicken: "Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want y'all to consider.  Ladies and gentlemen, this here is a sack of feed corn.  Now, why would a giant blue chicken like myself carry around a burlap sack full of corn in the middle of a courtroom?  That does not make sense!  And what does this have to do with the trial?  Absolutely nothing!   Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, none of this makes any sense!  And if this doesn't make any sense, you must acquit!"

Judge Whitey [thinking]: Ah, the Feed-Corn Defense, close relative to the Chewbacca Defense.   Maybe this defense lawyer isn't as inept as he looks

[Reply #612 on:]

Bored with this ridiculous case, the Judge leans over to fart.

[Reply #613 on:]

The Hyperchicken was giving his typically corny cross-examination while Bender was sorry he didn't have a Southern language translation tape.
Judge Whitey was trying to find the meaning of life in Bender's shiny metal ass.

[Reply #614 on:]

"Futurama"

[Reply #615 on:]

hyper chicken: your honor, yonder robot done et up this here sack of millet.

bender: it wasn't me! wait a second...

[Reply #616 on:]

For several reasons that I'm having trouble even articulating I'm awarding this one to…

*  Basil  *

(Lets hope he checks here frequently enough to post a picture before the 24-hour rule kicks in.)

[Reply #617 on:]

(Lets hope he checks here frequently enough to post a picture before the 24-hour rule kicks in.)

Don't worry, I lurk a lot!



Have fun people

[Reply #618 on:]

Fry: So, how did your AA meeting go, Bender?

Bender: Great! I'm in the 12-step program. First step: Kill all humans!

[Reply #619 on:]

Bender:  Where did you hide my beer?

Fry:  Honestly Bender, I don't......

Bender:  WHERE?!?!?!?!!?  Tell me before I give you your first shave!  

Fry:  Okay, it's in the fridge!

Leela:  Wait!  Fry's lying.  I hid your beer!  

Bender:  Where is it!

Leela:  It's in the trunk.

Bender:  Thanks!  *punches Fry into the ground*.

[Reply #620 on:]

Fry: So, how did your AA meeting go, Bender?

Bender: Great! I'm in the 12-step program. First step: Kill all humans!

Fry: "W- what's the second step?"

Bender: "I don't know.  All I know is that the third step is profit."

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Fry: So, how did your AA meeting go, Bender?

Bender: Great! I'm in the 12-step program. First step: Kill all humans!

Fry: "W- what's the second step?"

Bender: "I don't know.  All I know is that the third step is profit."

how long are you going to keep that joke going? I can't complain, I love it.

[Reply #622 on:]

Bender: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Reply #623 on:]

Fry: Stop saying that!

how long are you going to keep that joke going? I can't complain, I love it.

Yeah though, me too.

The Feed-Corn Defense was awesome too, sO.

[Reply #624 on:]

how long are you going to keep that joke going?

[Melllvar]Until time stops[/Melllvar]

[Reply #625 on:]

Fry: Hey, Bender! Here's that picture from when Leela accidentally broke your last bottle of whiskey. I still don't know why you threatened to kill me, though...
Bender: Aw, you were easier. She'd have kicked my ass.

[Reply #626 on:]

Leela: [thinking] Damn, if I weren't trapped in this invisible box, I could do something!

[Reply #627 on:]

here, taste this bottle

[Reply #628 on:]

Leela takes miming to the next leval.

[Reply #629 on:]

Zoidberg: [from behind the camera] Okay, one more shot, this time with me and Leela… only instead of a broken bottle I'll threaten her with my mouth-tentacles… and instead of her neck I'll go a bit lower down.

    how long are you going to keep that joke going? I can't complain, I love it.

I think the trick is to let an over-used recurring gag die for a while and then, when they least expect it…   BAM!

[Reply #630 on:]

Leela: ok... i am to tired after party to help you, so you are basically on your own...
Fry: uh...
Bender: WOOW!

[Reply #631 on:]

As Bender continued to hold Fry hostage, Leela was powerless to help until her nail polish dried.

[Reply #632 on:]

it  wasn't  a question, meatbag.

[Reply #633 on:]

For reminding me it's been far too long since I watched "The Princess Bride".

The winner is... Frisco17..., inconceivable!
 

[Reply #634 on:]

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[Reply #635 on:]

Leela: Hey good lookin', how'd you like to stick it right in here?

Fry: (thinking) That should be my "thing" in Leela's ear.

[Reply #636 on:]

Leela: Does this ponytail make my ear look fat?

[Reply #637 on:]

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Inconceivable

1. That cannot be imagined.

2  (colloquial)  Very remarkable.


 The second definition works for me.

[Reply #638 on:]

It annoyed the entire crew when the Professor's senility got so bad he needed to be told extremely basic things again, like what ears were for.

[Reply #639 on:]

Leela: Don't look now but there's a scroll bar behind your head.