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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Roberto: Wha-a-a-a-t, ya'll didn't bring yo knives to the Knife Fancier Club meeting? JA-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Perceptron: (Drops pen & clipboard) That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my entire career!
Mad Hatterbot: YES!!!
Roberto: (Low whistle) Boy doc, and you thought I was f*cked up.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Roberto: "I hereby call this Citigroup shareholder's meeting to order. HA-HAAA!"
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-Baye-
Crustacean
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Roberto: ... and for those 80 1/2 reasons why people prefer Edward more than Jacob.
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Smarty
Professor
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Bender: So...what do I have to do again?
Roberto: Kill someone in this room...or I will kill you!! HA HAAA HA-HA-HAHAAA!!
Bender: Oh, that's it? Ok, Mad Hatterbot, your voice annoys me, so...yeah.
Mad Hatterbot: Fiddlesticks!
Bender: Ok, that's it, Roberto, hand me the knife! He is going DOWN!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Leela: [thinking] Now to put Bender's hand in water, heh-heh-heh...wait, does that work for robots?
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Smarty
Professor
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Fry (in his sleep): Leela...can't believe....we stayed up all night...watching...tv...you.. .just so...beautiful...will...you go...out with me...
Leela: I guess Fry didn't notice that I paid Bender to sit in my place so that I could go shopping...
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: "I knew I did the right thing by not eating that "lunch" Zapp sent me."
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Hey look! There's an hover car accident outside!
Fry & Bender: Zzzzz...
Leela: Do you guys know where I put my clothes?
Fry & Bender: Zzzzz...
Leela: Free beer!
Fry & Bender: Zzzzz...
Leela: Hmm. I'll have to tell Amy not to leave the TV on the Lifetime channel.
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Smarty
Professor
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Leela: Uh...Fry? I think you should stop tanning now...
Fry: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZz
Amy: Oh, God, he fell asleep! FRY!!!!
Fry: ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzz
Zoidberg: Oh...If only I didn't take Bender's money and frame Fry...
Leela: Zoidberg! It is YOUR fault that Bender used the Enlarger Ray and is carrying a boulder toward us!
Zoidberg: I'm sorry!!! *cries*
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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When Fry suggested that Leela join him for some "alien probing" this isn't quite what he had in mind.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Leela: Well, there are the Klingons, and they've spotted Uranus.
Fry: I thought they re-named it Urectum.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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No. The rule is to call the winner about 24 hours after the last post. But with the slow holiday plus weekend activity on the board I wasn't going to rush anybody. I'll call a winner tomorrow AM EST.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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dr.bender nye wins this one.
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