This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

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Geez, again?

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That's the best frame in ages!

I'll have to give this some serious thought.

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(Narriated off-screen): "Professor Farnsworth's latest tactic to break the employee's will, and rebellious spirit, hiring The Invisible Mafia Goon!"

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Sexual frustration amongst the females at Planet Express had reached breaking point.

Amy, forlorn for her beloved Kif, has decided to see how good a pipe might feel. Leela, meanwhile, has just been through every male employee except Zoidberg.

At this point Fry decides to take a flying leap.

Sorry for being so crude... actually, I'm not sorry at all.

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The morning after Bender's birthday party saw the PE crew in bad shape. Amy still uncoucsious against the wall and Leela trying to recover from a serious hangover were both indications of the heavy drinking that had gone on the night before but why Fry was super-glued to the wall was anybody's guess.

Man I make a MST3K reference and the guy named Torgo doesn't even pick me.

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an I make a MST3K reference and the guy named Torgo doesn't even pick me.

  I referenced Dune a little while ago, and nobody noticed that, either. 

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FRY: [groaning] You know, maybe we should hold our next "Human Cannonball" club meeting outside...

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an I make a MST3K reference and the guy named Torgo doesn't even pick me.

  I referenced Dune a little while ago, and nobody noticed that, either. 

Yeah but the guy judging it wasn't named Emperor Shaddam IV.

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One of the lingering after-effects of exposure to Brain Spawn was the inablity to fathom the connection of vending machine push buttons and fingers. Occationally one of the crew would get lucky by mere chance.

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Leela: You know, I wouldn't mind the Professor's insistence on these weekly DNA tests so much if only Zoidberg hadn't eaten all the wall-mattresses.

   I'm not sorry at all.

Or funny.

   I referenced Dune a little while ago, and nobody noticed that, either. 

Just because it wasn't mentioned that doesn't mean it wasn't noticed. Actually, I thought I did quite well to even make the connection with a book I've only read once, back in the early 80's. After all "The race isn't always to the swift, nor the caption competition to the cleverest reference.", as they say.

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Leela: When I said I had to meet that ghost, I wasn't lying this time.

Fry (being rammed into wall repetitively): I-OW!- believe-SON OF A!- you!

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Amy: "Alright, new strategy.  Let's let the Wookie win."

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Amy: "Alright, new strategy.  Let's let the Wookie win."

Ohh, there's the winner right there! (sorry it wasn't my pic!)

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Amy: "Alright, new strategy.  Let's let the Wookie win."

Ohh, there's the winner right there! (sorry it wasn't my pic!)

Aha, and the winning post goes to....soylentOrange for the Star Wars reference! 

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Incidentally, this is the second "Let the Wookie win" reference in this thread.

Just sayin'...

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Indeed it is.

Zoidberg: "That's my joke. I'll kill you!"

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Oh sweet! My name change went thru!

Now it's the same on all 3 forums!

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Oh sweet! My name change went thru!

Now it's the same on all 3 forums!

The master won't be pleased with this......aw it's not the same!

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Oh sweet! My name change went thru!

Now it's the same on all 3 forums!

The master won't be pleased with this......aw it's not the same!

Screw the master!

Bender: "When we get through with you, you're gonna wish you'd been waterboarded at Gitmo, you, you dirty fleshpile you!"

Leela and Fry: "Yeahhhh!"

Fry: "Then maybe you'll think twice about giving me atomic wedgi-!"

Leela and Bender interrupting: "Shut up Fry!"

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Bender: ...and after you wake, Cubert, you won't remember a thing about our secret Urkel fan club!

Fry: [high-pitched] Yeah!

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Cubert gets a sobering look into the world of professional cycling.

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Leela: "And now your nerdiness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base."

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Leela: Watch out, Bender. He's got a knife.
Bender: That's not a knife, now this is a knife!

[Edit: What was I thinking? This one's much better...]

Bender: We told you to let the Wookie win!

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Cubert: Snort! This is the worst "Just Say No" skit ever!

Bender: Whoooooo!

Cubert: You do that as badly as Leela makes pants.

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I think I'll wait for a few more...

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Bender: Cubert! I need this to pass fashion school!

Cubert: No! I won't do it!

Bender: Come on! I already made clothes by hand for the Fashion 101 final with Leela's help, and Fry helped me with the Costume Design for the Performing Arts portion by dressing up as Old Man Keebler from down the street, now I just need to take a little bit of your blood!

Cubert: You aren't taking any health classes!

Bender: Who said it was for that? I need it for a new fashion look I call: Just Killed by a Homocidal Robot...

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Cubert: Why are you doing this to me?

Leela: You saw the dress code: smokey, black robes.

Cubert: Fry's not in the dress code!

Bender: Yeah, but he just stays around to help us feel better about our looks.

Fry: And don't forget it!

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   I think I'll wait for a few more...

Ooh, burn!  Take that you previous posters.

Hey, wait...

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I'm gonna have to go with 'La Belle Leela' for managing to make Gitmo funny.

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I'm gonna have to go with 'La Belle Leela' for managing to make Gitmo funny.

Booyakasha!" 

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Leela: Did we really have to let the wookie robot win, professor?

Farnsworth: Oh my yes, I'm afraid Bender will pull your arms out of their sockets if he loses.

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Leela: [sniffling] All that lazy robot does is plop himself on the sofa and watch "All My Circuits". And here I've been slaving over a hot stove for hours making a nice dinner...! [blows nose]

Amy: I don't know why you bother anyways...Bender doesn't even have any taste buds.

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Leela (tearfully): It's a ransom note from The Zookeeper. It says he's kidnapped my parents and if I ever want to see them alive again I have just under an hour to let the wookie win.

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No, seriously...



Leela (tearfully): It's a ransom note from The Zookeeper. It says he's kidnapped my parents and if I ever want to see them alive again I have just under an hour to get him a sample of an alloy consisting of 30% Iron, 40% Titanium, 40% Zinc, and 40% Dolemite (with a 0.05% Nickel impurity) which has also had over an hour's exposure to the radiation given off by a single Jumbonium atom. But how can I? There's not enough time and where would I even start looking for any of that stuff?

The Professor (glancing into the other room): Well, actually...

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Fry and Leela just stood there enjoying the tender moment and gazing into each other's eyes. The Professor, on the other hand, seemed much more interested in Amy's chest.

(IDK, best I got at the moment.)

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Leela: Is Bender right? Do I really stank up the whole floor when I go?

Fry, Prof, Amy: Uh, er, aah...

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Leela: Professor, do I really have to go polish Bender?

Professor: Yes! It is the only way to get back the remote. Now hurry! My soap is almost on. And you know how I get when I don't watch my soap...

Fry: (Screams) Hurry, before it is too late! I don't know if I can survive another brain experiment!

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Leela: "W- what do you mean, the wookie didn't win?" 

Sorry, I had to.

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Hobbitboy and his metallurgical breakdown of Bender takes it!

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i wish i added up to 150%....