Qestions! Answers! Forthwither-er-er...er?

[Reply #120 on:]

A: The Daily Supernova of course. They're his favorite flavor.   

Q: What his least favorite newspaper to eat?

I guess I'll take my first whack at a TOTPD...

Quite dizzying...

[Reply #121 on:]

A: The Newark Bugle.

Q: Does anyone live in 31st Century New Jersey besides the Robot Devil?

[Reply #122 on:]

A: Nope.


Q: Why not?

[Reply #123 on:]

A: because the robot devil sings all night long

Q; what is Zapp doing this very second?

[Reply #124 on:]

A: Making another idiotic remark

Q: Why were Robot Santa's requirements set too high?

[Reply #125 on:]

A: because he was made at a time when humans were extremely strict

Q: how strict were humans?

[Reply #126 on:]

A: Extremely 

Q: What state would Zoidberg be in now if he would have followed his dream of being a comedian?

[Reply #127 on:]

A: He would be a pathetic failure with no friends, eating out of a dumpster in NEW JERSEY.

Q: Would there be anything Zoidberg could do to be successful at any part of life?

[Reply #128 on:]

A: He'd make a killing luring seafood lovers to an unsuspecting death.

Q:Has Bender ever not been evil(er)?

[Reply #129 on:]

A: Hell No! This is Bender you're talking about!

Q: How will Robot Santa die?

[Reply #130 on:]

A: Miss fired Toe Missile strait between the eyes

Q: What other impacting actions did Fry Jr do in his life

[Reply #131 on:]

A: He found a cure for the common cold

Q: why were we not told of this?

[Reply #132 on:]

A: Because it also cured a horrible disease known as life

Q:What happens if you fall off the edge of the universe?

[Reply #133 on:]

A: you land in an evil universe full of monsters!

Q: why is it full of monsters?

[Reply #134 on:]

A: Because they all moved to that universe when they realized many tasty humans fall in there

Q: Have any humans survived the human hungry monster world?

[Reply #135 on:]

A: Just one.

Q: Who was it? (Please don't say Cubert!)

[Reply #136 on:]

A: It was Scruffy - Defender of the Universe!

Q: How did he survive it?

[Reply #137 on:]

A:  He lived, laughed, and loved!  Most of all he endured it!

Q:  How would Fry look if he wore johspurs? 

[Reply #138 on:]

A: Idiotic and everyone will laugh at him

Q: How many people wont laugh at him?

[Reply #139 on:]

A: Anyone who's not everyone!

Q: If me and Dr. Zoidberg went at it in an all-out, no-bars fight, who would win?
(Feel free to be as cruel or uncruel as you like.)

[Reply #140 on:]

A: Godzilla 

Q: How the Hell did he get in there?

[Reply #141 on:]

A: Not sure...I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla, but that is so what I would've done!

Q: Wait...what is it that I did?

[Reply #142 on:]

A:You got squished by Godzillas toenail

Q: What deoderant does Godzilla use?

[Reply #143 on:]

A: he doesn't - haven't you saty next to him recently? :P

Q: seriously - have you sat next to him recently?

[Reply #144 on:]

A: No, and you couldn't pay me to! (Well maybe you could pay me...

Q: Why all this talk od Godzilla?

[Reply #145 on:]

A: ask writer - he started it!

Q: what is benders new self destruct code?

[Reply #146 on:]

A: Whenever anybody sings "It's raining men"

Q: Why did Bender choose this song as his destruct code?

[Reply #147 on:]

A: because if it starts to rain men then he wants out

Q: Does leela like the song 'It's raining men'?

[Reply #148 on:]

A: No, her and the Robot Devil don't share the same taste in music. (You'll only understand that if you can see the Simpsons connection there.)

Q: What songs do Leela like that don't make other people barf (like Michael Bolton)?

[Reply #149 on:]

A: None. 

Q: Why does she have such bad taste in music?

[Reply #150 on:]

A: Because she's almost human (stupid humans)

Q: Why are humans hard to cook?

[Reply #151 on:]

A: they aren't. I find them rather easy especially when basted with chicken stock cube. Yum!

Q: what would give shrimpo the impression that humans are hard to cook?

[Reply #152 on:]

A: Canibalism.It's what douchebags do now.

Q: Why are douchebags canibals now?

[Reply #153 on:]

A: Since Shrimpo started it.

Q: Wiil we ever see Parrallel Zoidberg again?

[Reply #154 on:]

A: Well, remember that blue king crab dinner two nights ago...

Q: What does the Earth flag taste like?

[Reply #155 on:]

A: Like a roast Mongolian Swamp Donkey


Q: What do Mongolian Swamp Donkeys taste like?

[Reply #156 on:]

A: They taste like Ass (te-hee)

Q: What if Hermes marketed his jerked prunes to the incontinent?

[Reply #157 on:]

A: the world would self-destruct

Q: does leela like 'Friends'?

[Reply #158 on:]

A: Yup, she loves stuff like that.

Q: Does Fry like 'Friends'?

[Reply #159 on:]

A: He thinks they're OK,but seasons 197-256 were kinda boring...

Q: Does Fry like 'Scrubs'?