"Good News Everyone!" New Slogan Thread V.3

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"Now with more dimensions"

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"Makes it's own grapes"

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'Buy from Panucci's - they knead the dough!'

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"Commenting rudely since 3001"

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"Made by a robot for a robot"
"If you are not gonna watch the we swear that three hell hounds will be feasting on your bones"
"The show that brought thousands into the world of geekery"
"Proudly made in The Fifth Dimension"
"The script was written in binary"
"Spessial thanks to the angry old lady from the dumpster next door"
"Inspired by a exploding robot ass"

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Originally posted by writer unit32:
"The show that brought thousands into the world of geekery"

Like me!I was normal befor i watched it!

" BOGOFF - buy one get one fry free! "

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"May cause extreme eyeball meltage"

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"Made by wizards"

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"VivA fUTuRamA"

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"The show that brings the future to you!The post-apockalypse future"

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soon to be the 53rd state! (i'm not american but futurama is so...)

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"Bite my two-dimensional animated ass!"

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"Colored with Crayola crayons!"

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Can also be used as a supository

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"Bad news everyone, Futurama's on"

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"Got cash?"

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"Give me an 'F', give me a 'U'......... FUTURAMA!!!"

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"Now with animation"

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"Never fear we'll have stories for years"

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Originally posted by Dave B:
"Give me an 'F', give me a 'U'......... FUTURAMA!!!"

I love this one
   

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Hahaha thanks

"Futurama, is there anything it can't do..."

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"Written and zeroxed"

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"Suitable for vegetarians"
"Rated λ for alien porn"

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"Futurama:The Leading Cause of Stupidity!"
"Futurama: Pervent's Scurvy!"
"Futurama: The Cure for Hangovers! That means Watch More!"
"Warning: My induce Heartburn."

"Don't watch if smart."

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"Tastes like grape-ade"

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"May contain traces of nuts."

"Tape eyelids open now."

"Ingredients: milk, sugar, otters..."

"I can't believe it's not sci-fi!"

"Jesus Christ's favourite TV show."

"Made from badgers."

"Thou Shalt Not Watch."

"The ninety-fifth wonder of the world."

"Now 50% less formulaic!"

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"Needlesly action-packed!"

"So here it is - Futurama,
Finally it's on.
Look into the future,
All the fun has just began!"

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"Produced unattended"

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"We'll see about that!"
"Alyx hates zombies.Even more than you do."
"Alyx - D.O.G.'s best friend."
"What the hell is that?!A zombified Combine soldier?Kinda like a Zombine.Get it,'Zombine'?Oh,you don't get it..."Danm it Alyx,you're not funny!

Oh,wait,did just write those?It must coz I just wat watched four 'Half Life 2:Episode One' trailers.

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can cause massive humorgasms

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          This side up
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"Coming soon with Atomic Porn(ages 170+)"

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"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.."
"Oh,is it really that time again?..."
"This is more than enyone can take, but we will proceed"
"You're not suppose to be here...Forget about all this!"

Argh!I cant stop thinking about HalfLife!All of the above are gfamous lines fron the original HalfLife 2 and from the HalfLife 2:Episode Two trailers(game had no yet been released).

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"Futurama......... Oh f*%k it..."

 

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" All the nerds wave their hands in the air!"

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"We're about as straight as a roundabout!"

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"Fragile"

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\/\/r1t3n 1n 13375p34kz by teh wr1tz0r cru3

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"Proudly made on Xen"
"For more information come to the Planet Express Employee Lounge"

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"How's my driving? 01752 1324563" - because during the starting sequence the PE ship always crashes into that screen.

"We've finally gone too far"

"We've finally run out of funny slogans"

"Hating you all since- ignore that"

"Don't quit your day-job"

“Not here to entertain”

“Don’t you have anything better to do?”

None of these are very good…