The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #560 on:]

A. Zombie Robot Monkey Mutant from Hell Libertarian Party.

Q. Who are some of the ZRMMfHLP members in the future?

Zombie Robot Monkey Mutant TotPD!!!

[Reply #561 on:]

A. Curious George's head, and ALF.

Q. When will Matt Groening die and be put in a jar?

[Reply #562 on:]

A. He's aleady in a jar though...

Q. When was he put in his jar?

I'm back! Yay! =)

[Reply #563 on:]

A: after he died.

Q: what degrees does the prof. have?

[Reply #564 on:]

A: none, but he got some forged ones for a good bargain at a space Wal-Mart
Q:when will David S cohen be put in a jar?

[Reply #565 on:]

A: He won't, he'll be put in a paupers grave

Q: Why don't you mind your business and get off my back?

[Reply #566 on:]

A: You dont have a back, Your in a jar, so never

Q: Who developed the technology to keep heads in jars?

[Reply #567 on:]

A: it says in a big peice of Garbage Ron Popeil, but it was really Abe Lincoin! DUN DUN DUN!
Q: who was the first to be put in a jar?

[Reply #568 on:]

A. Lucy Lui. She won Universe's Sexiest Head the next year.

Q. Has Lucy Lui done any movies since her escape from Kidnapster?

[Reply #569 on:]

A: yeah, Lucy Lui Bot- The Movie.

Q: Will Lucy Lui ever get an artificial body?

[Reply #570 on:]

A: no, her old one was holding her back
Q: why did it hold her back

[Reply #571 on:]

A: During her movies her artificial breasts kept melting due to lighting.

Q: Why would the brains sing "American Pie"? what about Bohemian Rahpsody?

[Reply #572 on:]

A: they're brains! they know he's an idiot
Q: who invented virtual-virtual skkeball?

[Reply #573 on:]

A: The same person who created virtual virtual Wack-a-Mole.

Q: What super powers does Bender have.

[Reply #574 on:]

A: He can stretch his arms.


Q: Does Bender have any REAL super powers?

[Reply #575 on:]

A: only robo-cop-esque stuff
Q: does amy have any odd powers?

[Reply #576 on:]

A. Yes. She can pantamime, but she can't mime. The makeup makes here skin rash.

Q. What color makeup, other than white, makes Amy's skin rash?

[Reply #577 on:]

A. No colors, but her cuteness-reduction cream often makes her itch. So she opts not to use it. 

Q. What is Flexo's self-destruct code?

[Reply #578 on:]

A: It's something like 10a 20b 3- ::blows up::

Q: Whats Flexo's last name?

[Reply #579 on:]

A: His full name is Flexo Flexing Rodriguez, (he was made in the same place as Bender).

Q: Which, if any, robots escaped from the Robot Insane Asylum through the holes Bender and Roberto made?

[Reply #580 on:]

A. None. All of them were too crazy to even notice the hole.

Q. How old is Zoidberg?

[Reply #581 on:]

A: Too old.
Q: What was the Professor's first invention?

[Reply #582 on:]

A: The professors first invention was lavender scented bending unit.

Q: Why does Zoidberg wear sandals?

[Reply #583 on:]

A: Hes to poor for shoes Doi! plus it makes him look like that pig from Biclops for two

Q: Im doing a script Anthology of Intrest III should bender be asking "What If we lived in the 16th centurary?" Or "What If I was like Henery the VIII?" and should it be done or not?

[Reply #584 on:]

A. Meh, both suck. I'd go with "What if all of us lived in the 20th Century?"

Q. What happened to Jesus after his 2nd coming in the 23rd century?

[Reply #585 on:]

A: All video tapes were distroyed, which lead to a killing spree lead by the owner of Blockbuster

Q: How many people were killed in said spree?

[Reply #586 on:]

A: over 99 billion served!
Q: when did fry lose his virginity?

[Reply #587 on:]

A: He got an earlier start than most... lost it before he was born when he did the nasty in the pasty!

Q: How are the Nibblonians so damn cute?

[Reply #588 on:]

A: because they have been around many millions of years. and have evolved to be the most cutest thing in the universe.

Q: What does the space pope do??

[Reply #589 on:]

A: To make sure his stamp of approval is on every robot-human dating video.

Q: Who elects the space pope?

[Reply #590 on:]

A: The robot space pope

Q: Who built the robot space pope?

[Reply #591 on:]

A: Zombie Jesus

Q: How many cans of Slurm did Fry drink when trying to find the winning bottle cap?

[Reply #592 on:]

A: a gillion

Q: where did fry "go" to college (he didnt really go)

[Reply #593 on:]

A. On the planet Mars, College of 20th century drop-outs

Q. If Fry was to make lots money, how would he do it?

[Reply #594 on:]

A: work with Bender
Q: where will Rupert Murdoch be in the future?

[Reply #595 on:]

A: Doing back-up vocals for the Beastie Boys

Q: What would Zoidberg do if he became a millionaire?

[Reply #596 on:]

A: burn it all on art
Q: what would Bender do?

[Reply #597 on:]

A: Burn it all of booze, hooker-bots and Zuban cigars.
Q: What would Leela do if she was a millionaire?

[Reply #598 on:]

A: Spend it all trying to protect endangered animals.

Q: How old do you have to be to rent ultra-porn?

[Reply #599 on:]

A. You have to look like you're 21 or older and have to be younger than 145. 21 or older because the thing that is ultra-porn is too ultra for anyone under 21, and younger than 145 because ultra-porn is too ultra for a 146 year old's body.

Q. What would Amy do with a million dollars?