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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. Only if it is at least half alchohol.
Q. How did teenage Amy lose all that weight and become so cute?
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BigBusta
Crustacean
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A: she didn't, it's an illusion
Q: why is the professor so old
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BigBusta
Crustacean
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A:how to get old quick cream
Q:Can fry be smart sometimes?
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BigBusta
Crustacean
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A: Nowhere
Q: what would you do if you had bad depth perception?
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GreyThinkyWhale
Professor
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A: Miss things.
Q: Obviousely a cure for old age has been found, because the Proffessor never dies (But to keep the Earth from over-populating, you are taken away by the sunset squad robots, etc...). Whats the cure?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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A. In space, no one can smell old people. Too bad that once you enter the Near Death Star you aren't in space.
Q. What's the name of the skeleton that took the Professor to the Near Death Star?
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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A: Marriage.
Q: What was the punch line to the 1000 year old Jay Leno monologue that Lrrr was going to catch?
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Shiny
Professor
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A: "And you should have seen the lawyer with the frisbee in his mouth."
Q: Why did Fry wait so long to do "everything he always wanted to do" in the future?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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A. At that point he just relieved he was in the future.
Q. Why did Fry pick Lucy Lui for the robot?
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LayZ341
Professor
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A: Because Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore were already taken.
Q: Why did the original Lucy Lui choose Bender?
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BigBusta
Crustacean
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A:Because a janitor cleans them
Q:What if the planet express building got hit by an asteroid?
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. It'd be pretty much the same effect as FOX cancelling the show: It won't be there.
Q. In what year did Professor Farnsworth invent the Dark matter engines on the PlanEx ship?
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Shiny
Professor
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A: 2969
Q: Why is Kwanzabot so much older than Robot Santa (600 years old at least for Kwanzabot, only 200 some for Santa)?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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A. It's a '88 model. A real muscle ship.
Q. When did Farnsworth buy the Planet Express Ship and where?
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GreyThinkyWhale
Professor
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A: Yeah, if you give him lots of money...
Q: Has the value of money gone up or down much by y3k?
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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A: Down, with the inflation of Al Gore bills.
Q: Will Zapp ever find a female counterpart that's not completely disgusted with him?
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LayZ341
Professor
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A: Of course, women are attracted to power. I'm sure there is one out there for Zapp.
Q: Will Kif ever get some backbone?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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A. No. He only has bladders.
Q. Will Kif and Amy stay together?
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Shiny
Professor
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A: Yes, if only for the sake of the tadpoles.
Q: How long would Zapp survive if Kif ever left him?
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LayZ341
Professor
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A: At least 3 days, I heard you could live up to 3 days without food.
Q: What would Kif do if Zapp died.
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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A. They give it more appeal to drinkers who want something more exotic.
Q. How long has Leela's old boss (from Applied Cryogenics) been married to his horrible wife?
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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A. Horribly long.
Q. When can you call a marriage "horribly long"?
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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A: Yes, because Curly Joe didn't get to visit Disneyland last time.
Q: What happened to Michelle and Pauly Shore?
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