The Smart Assiest Questions Yet!

[Reply #200 on:]

 

Originally posted by dr.bender nye:
Q: Is Africa still gonna be poor?

A. No. In the year 2605, aliens will visit the poverty-stricken continent and offer them a chance evolve to a high state of existance. They accept and have since become the stars in the night sky.

Q. Where did Scruffy get his $300 haircut?

[Reply #201 on:]

A:at a hair place

Q:will bender ever be a pharoh again?

[Reply #202 on:]

A: No but hell be upgraded to King of Space Jamaica in Space Earth (Told in the last episode)

Q: Whats the best thing about the universe?

[Reply #203 on:]

A: no

Q: what happens to dwight?

[Reply #204 on:]

A. He became a reggae star. His toe was infected after stubbing it during a concert. He was advised to get his toe amputated, but he refused because of the Rastafarian beliefs. His head was put into a jar and he is currently in the Rock and Roll Wing of the Head Museum of NNYC. He sits next to Elvis to the right, Bob Marley to his left, Ziggy Marley below, and Cobain above. He has a rivalary with Cobain because his flannel shirt goes over Dwight's head.

Q. What happens to Cubert?

[Reply #205 on:]

A: He becomes his roadie and his head will be kept in the Famous Roadie wing, between the loser that followed around Motley Crue, and the other loser that followed around Coldplay.

Q: How much did Amy weigh in high school?

[Reply #206 on:]

A. 160lbs.

Q. How old is Zoidberg?

[Reply #207 on:]

A:2 thousand  years old he was brought back to life after a freak accident with slurm, and is now immortal even though any of this.

Q:how old is kif?

[Reply #208 on:]

A. 32.

Q. Where did Beck and his band play after the Bend Aid concert?

[Reply #209 on:]

A: The Goldblatt Bat Mitzvah.

Q: What were they paid to perform?

[Reply #210 on:]

A. A string, a yo-yo, some lint, oh, and $500 dollars each, but the real steal was the yo-yo, since it glows in the dark.

Q. What happens to Ozzy?

[Reply #211 on:]

A. He becomes a christian missionary, and later a monk. He dies in alone in a church he built high in the Rocky Mountains.

Q. What would happen if Fry was turned into a robot, through the process of "Reverse Reverse Fossilization"?

[Reply #212 on:]

A:He would fonally like going to robot strip clubs

Q:Will zoidberg ever get rich and famous?

[Reply #213 on:]

A: Yes, but then he will lose it all...somehow.

Q: From where did we come?  What are we?  Where are we going?

[Reply #214 on:]

A: We came from our mother's wombs, we are humans, and we are going nowhere.

Q: In "The Sting", how did Bender catch fire?

[Reply #215 on:]

A: comic timeing

Q: is elzar the largest elf, or are the elfs small neptunies?

[Reply #216 on:]

A: The seconed one.

Q: Which country will win "Country of the year"?

[Reply #217 on:]

A: That really filthy one. You know the one I mean.

Q: Can neutrals love & how?

[Reply #218 on:]

A: They wouldnt call it love but they have a special way of expressing their affection by saying "hello"!

Q: Why will Zapp become DOOP president in 3045?

[Reply #219 on:]

Welcome to PEEL PumaGirl

A:The same reason leela avoids any contact with him.

Q:Will kif still be his partner when hes president of DOOP?

[Reply #220 on:]

A: no, his children will protect him.

Q: is Kif Zapps partner now?

[Reply #221 on:]

A: Yes, he left Ami and married Brannigan instead because he's such a masochist.

Q: Will any of Zoidberg's patients sue him?

[Reply #222 on:]

A:Yes, all of them who havent sued him already.

Q:Will leela ever be happily married?

[Reply #223 on:]

A: Yes.

Q: What ever became of Zapp Brannigan?

[Reply #224 on:]

A: He's a stripper in a club called "Fresh Meat" at Omicron Persei 8

Q: What happened to the martian native indians?

[Reply #225 on:]

A: They traded the diamond for land to found New Mars. Then they start their own business (buggalo etc.) to compete with the Wongs!

Q: Will anyone ever invent soy (veggie) popplers?

[Reply #226 on:]

A (well, technically, another question, but...): Is the Space Pope reptilian?

Q: If Fry could be any type of vegetable, what would he be?

[Reply #227 on:]

Q1: Will anyone ever invent soy (veggie) popplers?

A1: No, since Lrrr came to Earth and scared the bejesus out of everyone, no one has the guts to eats popplers.  One person invented soy popplers, but Lrrr heard about it, and ate the guy anyway.  He said it made a mockery of his alien race's younglings.

Q2: If Fry could be any type of vegetable, what would he be?

A2: A space turnip.

My Q: What environmental factors lead to the evoluton of the buggalo?

[Reply #228 on:]

A: well, when a lady cow and a man beetle fall in love....

Q: what charges has zapp been accused of?

[Reply #229 on:]

A: Blowing up DOOP headquarters.

Q: When will Fry and Leela have a kid?

[Reply #230 on:]

A: When flying pigs make hell freeze over.

Q: What's better? Earthican bacon or space bacon?

[Reply #231 on:]

a: eartican- it's caffinated

Q: how successful was all my circuts the movie?

[Reply #232 on:]

A:It was very succsefful.

Q: Why do me and "bendin' it" have the same avatar?

[Reply #233 on:]

A:You are secretly separated-at-birth, long-lost twins.

Q:Which of you is the evil twin?

[Reply #234 on:]

A:I am, and i spent my hole life lookin for him so i can kill him, bendin' it should watch his back.

Q:Will i ever find bendin' it?

[Reply #235 on:]

A: he's right here.  http://http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/GetBio/Bendin|APO|+It

Q: did that help?

[Reply #236 on:]

A. No. 

Q. What is Kif's middle name?

[Reply #237 on:]

A. Houdini.

Q. Why'd his parents name him Kif Houdini Kroker?

[Reply #238 on:]

A. Houdini is Amphibiosian for "He Who Bags the Hot Asian Chick."

Q. Who invented Blernsball?

[Reply #239 on:]

A) John D. Blerns

Q) who was John D. Blerns?