Ask a Smart Question, get a Smart-ass answer!

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Here is the new question thread, back by popular demand!

Let's start the domino effect!

QUESTION: What was the name of the previous Planet Express Captain?

[Reply #1 on:]

A: Lila
Q: What was the name of the previous P.E delivery boy?

[Reply #2 on:]

A: Phrai
Q: Why have warden Vogel not had a single promotion in 20-odd years?

[Reply #3 on:]

A. Caus he is a pedophile.

Q. What did Fry do with the Scooty-Puff Sr after he defeated the infosphere?

[Reply #4 on:]

I knew my last post in the other thread would get some attention

A: Hocked it for booze money.  Well, Bender did.  After he stole it.

Q: Why does the quantum interface bomb cause an implosion, as opposed to an explosion?

[Reply #5 on:]

A: Because its an interspace, not an enterspace bomb. Therefore it causes an implosion instead of an explosion. It's all about the letters!

Q: Why did Labarbra divorce Barabados Slim?

[Reply #6 on:]

A: Because.....Yo momma!
Q: Did Bender ever have parents?

[Reply #7 on:]

A. Well, he considers the assembly line arm that built him is his mom, and his dad lives in Jersey City with a hooker he married.

Q. Where does Zoidberg go clothes shopping?

[Reply #8 on:]

A: Wal-Mart.

Q: If Planet Express and Mom went out of business, what would be the major delivery company?

[Reply #9 on:]

A: UPS (Universal Package Shipping)

Q: What did Zoidberg's parents do for a living?

[Reply #10 on:]

A: They were doctor's until they lost there permit in a volcano.
Q: What was Zoidberg's father's name?

[Reply #11 on:]

A) rbeivbeiavjkvj (it's pronounced irving)

Q)where is Zoidberg's netheregions located?

[Reply #12 on:]

A. On his neck.

Q. What happens when you drink 200 Cups of Coffee?

[Reply #13 on:]

A: It depends what kind of species you are.
Q: What would have happened if they had gotten a four-hundred dollar tax refund instead of a two-hundred dollar one?

[Reply #14 on:]

A:Fry would be dead, that table at the end of the ep would be twice as long, and all that silk would still be gone.
Q: what did the brains do in the parrallel univers?

[Reply #15 on:]

A. Decided not to destroy the universe after a coin flip.

Q. What happens when A HUMAN drinks 200 cups of coffee?

Sorry P_J_F, but that was the worst answer I've ever seen.

[Reply #16 on:]

Aren't these supposed to be stupid questions and answers?

A: They have an urge to sleep with a mutant. (Excluding Leela.)
Q: Who will become President of Earth, since Nixon got sent to Robot Hell?

[Reply #17 on:]

 

Originally posted by Eyedol7513:
Aren't these supposed to be stupid questions and answers?

A:  No, they're supposed to be smart questions and smart-ass answers.  You're in the wrong thread!

 

Q: Who will become President of Earth, since Nixon got sent to Robot Hell?

A: Gary Gigax. 

His first act as head of the Earth state will be in judicial reform.  All judgements would henceforth be determined by rolling a 20-sided die.

Q: What other reforms would Gary Gigax, supreme ruler of Earth, make?

[Reply #18 on:]

A. Making D&D the national sport.

Q. What if Bender was 501 feet tall?

[Reply #19 on:]

A.
He'd collapse under the weight of his own antennae, causing a black hole large enough to swallow Texas. Unfortunately, it swallowed China instead.

Q.
What is Bender's ninja-name?

[Reply #20 on:]

Quimbly: I believe this is the 2nd thread of the "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" thread. Those two threads are very similar, are they not? If they're different, and I'm wrong which I'm not, then why doesn't someone create a new thread for the AASQAGASA thread?

A: Benderja
Q: What is Bender's father's uncle's cousin's brother's name?

[Reply #21 on:]

A: Sanchez
Q: whats hedonism-bot up to these days, well these days, 1000 years ahead. you know what i mean.

[Reply #22 on:]

Q:     

Originally posted by Eyedol7513:
Quimbly: I believe this is the 2nd thread of the "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" thread. Those two threads are very similar, are they not?

A1:  "Ask a Smart Question and Get a Smart-Ass Answer" is entirely different from AASQ,GASA.  One is smart, one is stupid.  They are similar, no doubt.  However, if it were AASQ,GASA, it would be entitled something like, AASQ,GASA Part 2, or Part II, or Part Deux.  Furthermore, this thread started out with a Question, not an answer and a question, thus giving further evidence that this is an entirely new thread.

Q:     

If they're different, and I'm wrong which I'm not, then why doesn't someone create a new thread for the AASQAGASA thread?

A:  Indeed, you are wrong.  As to why someone doesn't create a new thread for AASQ,GASA , I would have to blame the human tendancy towards apathy and laziness.


   

whats hedonism-bot up to these days, well these days, 1000 years ahead. you know what i mean.

A:  Applying various scented choclate icings to his chasis.  His current favorite is 'nutmeg infusion'.

Q:  Where would hedomism bot go, and what would he do, on a date?

[Reply #23 on:]

A: A harem, and do...harem things.  With jell-o.  Anyway, this is what he does every Saturday night already.

Also, Eyedol, they're screwing with you.  This is the exact format of "Ask A Stupid Question..." just with a new name.  It's a sequel thread, and a new Stupid Question thread should not be made (I know you were considering it.)

And Quimbly, this thread started with a question because Tweek (I think) answered the last question in the old thread without posting a new one.

Q: Why was Hedonism Bot built?  He seems to be worse than useless, consuming resources and never doing anything productive.  Even Bender was built for a constructive purpose...

[Reply #24 on:]

Q: Why was Hedonism Bot built? He seems to be worse than useless, consuming resources and never doing anything productive. Even Bender was built for a constructive purpose...

A: To fulfill the hedonism that was never truly captured in the life of some strange and lonely scientist.  he never managed to enjoy the pleasures of life and so his robot lived on his legacy and did so!!

hooray that was lame!!!

Q: Why did scientist extend the speed of light but not change other things like level of gravity or why old people complain?

[Reply #25 on:]

A) because real problems don't ever change

Q) which computer has the largest hard disk memory in 3000?

[Reply #26 on:]

A: Professor Hubert Farnsworthbot

Q: One year after the 1-x robot, what then became the most advanced robot?

[Reply #27 on:]

A: The 2-x robut.

Q: Why is it that police always work in human-robot pairs in the 31st century?

[Reply #28 on:]

Because that way they can find perfect partners easier!

If Leela got a sex change who would she go for?

[Reply #29 on:]

A: Amy, of course...Or possibly Mom.

Q: How did the Don Bot start his career in robo-crime?

[Reply #30 on:]

A. A "Help Wanted" ad in the newspaper.

Q. What else happened to Bender and Roberto after the upgrade in "Obsoletely Fabulous"?

[Reply #31 on:]

A: They had a moustache battle with each other. Roberto won.
Q: If Zoidberg died, who would miss him?

[Reply #32 on:]

The garbage disposal machine!

What would happen if calculon found out the love of his life is bender?

[Reply #33 on:]

A: It would have been ok with him because he's actually a gay in disguise.
Q: Whatever happened to the radiator from the radiator planet?

[Reply #34 on:]

A. her and Fry had a breif relationship but then she left fry when she found out he was cheating with the air conditioner
Q. who is the raditors new boy freind?

[Reply #35 on:]

A: A goat.
Q: What ever happened to Heather?

[Reply #36 on:]

A: She got killed when the first ball of garbage crashed into the Earth in the early 1900's
Q: If Zoidberg went on a killing spree who would be his first victim.

[Reply #37 on:]

A: Farnsworth because Zoidberg never got over how he was cursed by him when he almost died. 

Q: What would be the name of the crushinators baby from bender?

[Reply #38 on:]

A. The Bendernator.

Q. What is Flexo's full name?

[Reply #39 on:]

A: Flexo knifelover junior.

Q: What Happened to Fry's VW after Bendin' In The Wind?